We are excited to see the publication of Asbury & Asbury’s Perpetual Disappointments Diary which hits bookshops today.
This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.
Filled with wisdom and advice such as “whatever doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had,” and “if at first you don’t succeed get used to it,” this hilariously cynical diary will put a smile on even the most pessimistic of faces.
Created by Nick Asbury and Sue Asbury, this working diary includes: demotivational weekly proverbs, ‘useful’ phrases in 5 languages, notable deaths, and convenient sections for bank insecurity questions, pointless doodles and passive-aggressive notes.
Best. Diary. Ever. Metro
Cheeringly depressing. Guardian
Abandon all hope, ye who buy it. New York Times
Published by Pan Macmillan, you can buy your very own diary here …