Perpetual Disappointments Diary out Today

We are excited to see the publication of Asbury & Asbury’s Perpetual Disappointments Diary which hits bookshops today.

This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.

Filled with wisdom and advice such as “whatever doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had,” and “if at first you don’t succeed get used to it,” this hilariously cynical diary will put a smile on even the most pessimistic of faces.

Created by Nick Asbury and Sue Asbury, this working diary includes: demotivational weekly proverbs, ‘useful’ phrases in 5 languages, notable deaths, and convenient sections for bank insecurity questions, pointless doodles and passive-aggressive notes.

Best. Diary. Ever. Metro

Cheeringly depressing. Guardian

Abandon all hope, ye who buy it. New York Times

Published by Pan Macmillan, you can buy your very own diary here

… and to find out more, follow @asburyandasbury on twitter or visit their website.